Get Phoned!
EVERYBODY MUST GET PHONED!
An Ode to AnswerNet by Betty Babjak
& her intermittent ghost writers
(sung to the tune of Bob Dylan’s “Rainy Day Woman #12″)
We’ll phone them when they’re driving in their car.
We’ll phone them live or with the IVR.
We’ll take Appointments Plus, DRTV.
800 Numbers always are ready
No stopping even when a switch is blown.
Everybody must get phoned!
We’ll train them all in Sales and in HR…
Each agent and GM and CSR…
Harassment, ADA and Overtime,
Product Recall, Dispatch and Hotline.
We’ll train them in a group or all alone.
Everybody must get phoned!
What a nightmare going to Pipeline.
Getting ready takes too much damn time
Don’t screw up a scheduled close date.
Gary flips if you’re five minutes late.
3:00 on Thursday makes us moan.
Everybody must get phoned!
Inbound, Outbound, Telemessaging…
We’ll close all leads and get the brass ring.
We’ll land the deal and always beat the price.
No matter what we’ll always be nice.
We’ll never leave an unturned stone.
Everybody must get phoned!
At AnswerNet, we’ve “caught the attitude.”
You’ll never see us sweat or come unglued.
We know the motto’s “Let’s Communicate.”
Forget the logic, just enunciate!
AnswerNet’s a “No Whining Zone.”
Everybody must get phoned!
Gary calls us morning, noon and night.
He calls us at the mall and in ShopRite.
He calls us when we’re watering the lawn.
He calls us even at the crack of dawn.
Make sure you have a customized ring tone.
Everybody must get phoned!
Combining passion and agility.
We serve them nationwide or locally.
We take long shots, even from half court.
We always “make success a team sport.”
At AnswerNet, we give good phone.
Everybody must get phoned!
